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Things That Exist But Shouldn’t

Five Things To Buy Right Now If You Never Want To Sleep Again

Five Things To Buy Right Now If You Never Want To Sleep Again

You’re bored with sleeping right? Speaking for myself, since my brain picks the exact moment that I’m dropping off to dreamland to start categorizing every single thing that might be wrong with anyone in my family, or could happen, or will happen as soon as […]

Is That A Geisha In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Is That A Geisha In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Under the ever amusing heading of “Things That Exist, But Should They?”  I give you Geisha Cordarounds. What are Geisha Cordarounds you ask? Geisha Cordarounds are horizontal corduroys with a geisha in every pocket. Guaranteed. No, for real, they guarantee a geisha in every pocket. […]