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The Four Basic Questions I Have For Ghosts

The Four Basic Questions I Have For Ghosts

I’m not a religious person in any way but I must admit to being fascinated with the paranormal in general and ghosts in particular. I don’t know why, but I’ve always gotten a thrill out of the idea of there being an unseen world around […]

Our Lady of the Cure for Religion

Our Lady of the Cure for Religion

As I’ve mentioned before, I am not a religious person although I would not go so far as to characterize myself as an atheist. Even that is too big a commitment for my ideas on spirituality and anything beyond the life I’m living now. The […]

Indoor Girl Meets The Outdoors: Hilarity Ensues

Indoor Girl Meets The Outdoors: Hilarity Ensues

I am an indoor girl. I’m just going to come out and say it. I’m not an outdoor girl. Outdoors is where all the bugs and snakes and skunks and wolverines live. Dirt and mud and ragweed are outdoors. All of your major wars are […]

An Open Letter To The Stupid Universe

An Open Letter To The Stupid Universe

  Dear Stupid Universe, This letter has been a long time coming. I’m not sure why I didn’t write it before, since you have been kind of an asshole for a while now and have had it coming for ages. Eons, really. Apparently there are […]

The Third Hemsworth Brother

The Third Hemsworth Brother

This is Luke Hemsworth.                       Nice looking guy, right? He’s been an actor on a long running soap opera, starred in a couple of films and a handful of TV shows. He owns his own […]

I Have Zero Intentions Of Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

I Have Zero Intentions Of Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

Ok,ok I realize I’m something of a social pariah for not being able to get through a single episode of The Walking Dead or watch World War Z or indulge in any of the plethora of zombie related books, games, shows or movies prevalent today. […]

Adventures in Almost Sewing Something, Kind of……..

Adventures in Almost Sewing Something, Kind of……..

My mom very kindly gave me a gift card to spend as I like for Mother’s Day. After a recent conversation with a co-worker about her teenage daughter’s friend who is a talented seamstress, I said to myself “That’s what I’m going to do. I’m […]

Of Plumbers, Snowstorms and Winning the Husband Lotto

Of Plumbers, Snowstorms and Winning the Husband Lotto

My husband is the king of husbands. No disrespect to all of the other husbands, but he really is. On New Year’s Eve Day, just in time to not-be-able-to-find-a-plumber-anywhere I managed to clog the garbage disposal with mashed potatoes to such an extent that it […]

The Four Facebook Statuses That Are Driving Your Friends Crazy

The Four Facebook Statuses That Are Driving Your Friends Crazy

I love Facebook and I love my friends and for the most part I love using Facebook to connect with my friends. Right up until I see one of the following types of status updates (and if you’re guilty of posting any of these, you […]

Netlingo For The Over Forty Set

Netlingo For The Over Forty Set

If, like me, you are over forty, I mean thirty, I mean twenty fi…….two, then in all likelihood you have at some point been perplexed by the usage of online acronyms or “netlingo”. I actually only found out that it’s called “netlingo” when I googled […]