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Month: March 2017

Things You’re Going To Need To Survive In Westeros

Things You’re Going To Need To Survive In Westeros

The return date of the seventh season of Game of Thrones has been announced as July 16, 2017 . That gives anyone planning to make the trek to Westeros to witness what will undoubtedly be an unholy battle for the Iron Throne ample time to […]

Our Lady of the Cure for Religion

Our Lady of the Cure for Religion

As I’ve mentioned before, I am not a religious person although I would not go so far as to characterize myself as an atheist. Even that is too big a commitment for my ideas on spirituality and anything beyond the life I’m living now. The […]

Indoor Girl Meets The Outdoors: Hilarity Ensues

Indoor Girl Meets The Outdoors: Hilarity Ensues

I am an indoor girl. I’m just going to come out and say it. I’m not an outdoor girl. Outdoors is where all the bugs and snakes and skunks and wolverines live. Dirt and mud and ragweed are outdoors. All of your major wars are […]

An Open Letter To The Stupid Universe

An Open Letter To The Stupid Universe

  Dear Stupid Universe, This letter has been a long time coming. I’m not sure why I didn’t write it before, since you have been kind of an asshole for a while now and have had it coming for ages. Eons, really. Apparently there are […]

The Third Hemsworth Brother

The Third Hemsworth Brother

This is Luke Hemsworth.                       Nice looking guy, right? He’s been an actor on a long running soap opera, starred in a couple of films and a handful of TV shows. He owns his own […]

Zen And The Art Of The Drug Deal

Zen And The Art Of The Drug Deal

It may come as something of a relief to beleaguered Christians and Muslims that they’re not the only ones whose religions get tarred by association with crazies who happen to share that same religion. Now I’m just your run of the mill heathen who doesn’t […]