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Month: February 2017

I Have Zero Intentions Of Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

I Have Zero Intentions Of Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

Ok,ok I realize I’m something of a social pariah for not being able to get through a single episode of The Walking Dead or watch World War Z or indulge in any of the plethora of zombie related books, games, shows or movies prevalent today. […]

What’s Bothering Me About Colony Right Now

What’s Bothering Me About Colony Right Now

First let me say that I love love love the show Colony on the USA network. Rather than your typical ‘Oh the aliens are here, let’s all band together and fight. Yay humanity!’ routine that futuristic alien invasion themed shows and movies usually hand us […]

I Sure Do Love My Anti-Heroes

I Sure Do Love My Anti-Heroes

In real life, marriage to a great guy is everything I had hoped it would be. My husband is handsome, honest, hardworking, kind and the most supportive man a woman could ask for. He even does dishes. Sometimes without a shirt. OK, where was I? […]

Adventures in Almost Sewing Something, Kind of……..

Adventures in Almost Sewing Something, Kind of……..

My mom very kindly gave me a gift card to spend as I like for Mother’s Day. After a recent conversation with a co-worker about her teenage daughter’s friend who is a talented seamstress, I said to myself “That’s what I’m going to do. I’m […]

The 9 (Perfectly Real) Reasons Why Game of Thrones Has Ruined My Life

The 9 (Perfectly Real) Reasons Why Game of Thrones Has Ruined My Life

It probably says something about me that my favorite shows are Vikings, Sons of Anarchy and Game of Thrones. Might I have some aggression issues to work out? Possibly. What was that look for? Eyeball me one more time hero and I swear to you […]

Is That A Geisha In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Is That A Geisha In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Under the ever amusing heading of “Things That Exist, But Should They?”  I give you Geisha Cordarounds. What are Geisha Cordarounds you ask? Geisha Cordarounds are horizontal corduroys with a geisha in every pocket. Guaranteed. No, for real, they guarantee a geisha in every pocket. […]

Of Plumbers, Snowstorms and Winning the Husband Lotto

Of Plumbers, Snowstorms and Winning the Husband Lotto

My husband is the king of husbands. No disrespect to all of the other husbands, but he really is. On New Year’s Eve Day, just in time to not-be-able-to-find-a-plumber-anywhere I managed to clog the garbage disposal with mashed potatoes to such an extent that it […]

Historical Hotties~ Lord Byron

Historical Hotties~ Lord Byron

“And thou art dead, as young and fair  As aught of mortal birth;  And form so soft, and charms so rare, Too soon return’d to Earth! “ George Gordon Byron, one of the most famous of the Romantic poets was, by all reliable accounts, a major […]

Historical Hotties-Louis Lingg

Historical Hotties-Louis Lingg

  Oh why must the bad ones always look so good? This is Louis Lingg, German immigrant to the US, anarchist and all around general pain in the tuckus. But a looker right? Amirite? Louis Lingg was born in Mannheim, Germany to a working class […]

The Four Facebook Statuses That Are Driving Your Friends Crazy

The Four Facebook Statuses That Are Driving Your Friends Crazy

I love Facebook and I love my friends and for the most part I love using Facebook to connect with my friends. Right up until I see one of the following types of status updates (and if you’re guilty of posting any of these, you […]